Ye adami ke yebar sa'y kardan PROCCESSesho KILL konan vali az khodaa ERROR 503 gereftand, gofte:

"Az bala feshaar bedeh, az paayin chooneh bezan..."

Gamoonam in harfesh yani BINDING beyne HARDWARE va SOFTWARE ke natijash mishe FIRMWARE... Baa monhanie SINUSI baayad MODEL kard va pish raft...

Far30

Vaghti inhame ensaane sharif (hatta Ali Sharif) daran migan farsi benevisam, majbooram hadeaghal ye mahalli bezaaram... Belaakhare har REQUESTi raa ACKNOWLEDGE baayad!

Vali agar bekhaam farsi benevisam bikhiale neveshtan misham... Tasmim gereftam POSThaam ro kootah kootah bezanam, hadeaghal injoori rahattare khoondanesh...

Dar akhar ham harchi FATAL ERRORe be roohe mokhaaberaate iran nesaar mikonam... Akhlaaghesh be agha takhti rafteh...

Wife v1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,


A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)






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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is  just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING  SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also  impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 
7.0. It is  impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not  allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child  Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and
work on improving the  situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to  alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0,  Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the  only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional  software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

 WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short  Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause  irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Haalam Badeh

Ye VIRUS gereftam ke I/Omo kaamel dar ekhtiaar gerefte... Harchi begi az OUTPUT PORTham miaad biroon(Golaab be rootoon!)... Delam dard mikone, joonam dare dar miaad, agar ye CODEe SPAGETTHI midaadan ANALYZE konam kamtar zajr mikeshidam...

Saram dard mikone, emtehaan daram vali natoonestam hichi bekhoonam, hamash too HIBERNATE boodam diroozo emrooz, khodaayaa F1, F1, F1...

Haalam Bad Bood

Tahala shode CPUt HALT kone asaasi? Joori ke har joori INTERRUPT bezani az oon dar nayaari... I/Om BLOCK shode bood mese sag... Boghz daasht khafam mikard parishab, cheraasho nemidoonam... Parishab divoone shode boodam, harkaari balad boodam kardam ke az in halat dar biaaram vali efaaghe nemikard... Raftam estakhr, goftam shayad ashna bebinam, vali tanhaa boodam. 1 saa'ate tamaam shena kardam va pa docharkhe zadam, ke shayad ye REQUEST befrestam vaase in RESOURCEe la'nati, vali ACQUIRE boodo RELEASE nemishod. Oomadam biroon yavaash shoroo kardam ranandegi (yavaash! Yani zire 40 miroondam), baroon mioomad va zaminaa khis bood. Ye tasaadof didam. Ye mardi baa lebaase varzeshi, az inaa ke nesfe shabaa miran midoan zade bood be ye 206 (albate kompoote holoo begam behtare!). Tooye 206e 4taa dokhtare kheyli khoshgel boodan va 2taashoon ghash karde boodan... Khaak bar sare man konan, enghadr haalam kharab bood ke hata naraftam beporsam komak lazem daran ya na, che berese be inke beram shaayad ye SIGNALi ham be man dade shod! Raftam baame tehran, neshestam roo saghfe mashino too baroon tehran ro tamsha kardam, polis oomad gir daad, dahanamo boo kardo porsid cheme, manam javabesho nadadam chon che midoonestam cheme! Inam nashod, raftam baa maashin gaazo gooz baazi, tooye oon baroon vase khodam yekam sor'at raftamo dasti masti keshidam vali aslan hessesh nabood... Oomadam khoone va too MESSENGER be soorate kaamelan estesnaayi AVAILABLE zadam... Tedade kheyli kami az doostaam, oonayi ke az ghablam midoonestam baa mareftan oomadan soraaghamo khastan komakam konan, faghat yekishoon toonest ye harfaayi bezane ke man hamishe be hame mizanam... Ye dooste kheyli aziz enghadr khoob vasam biarzeshi ro tozih dad ke man mojaab shodam beram bekapam! Eyval be marefatesh... Yeki dige ham bood ke yekam az moshkelaatamo behem neshoon dad, vali mesle hamishe lahnesh bishtar haale adamo migereft taa khoob kone... Vali hadeaghal oon toonest IDLE PROCCESSe mano KILL kone...

Gozasht...

Vali man hamishe bad az inke in SPIKE too madaaram pish miaad, a'malam SYNCHRONIZE mishe...

Alaan be nesbat sare haalam... Hamoon OSe ghadimi oomade bala, kholo chel, divoone, hichio jeddi nagiram, hichkio jeddi nagiram, khare khodamo beroonam... Vali ye farghi kardam, inke moshkele 2taa poste ghablimo ham too WC (golaab be rootoon) teye ye tasmime entehaari mikhaam hal konam...

Gol hamin panj ruzo shesh bashad *** Bande tonbaan hamishe kesh bashad!